Dear guy who lives in my building and is having an open house to sell his place, You might consider putting your condoms away.
Found money update - Noticed that the guy came back with his mom and was searching the parking lot for the money. I returned it.
Guy ran to his car in the rain and drops $40. I grab it and try to chase him down driving away but he doesn’t hear me. Do I get to keep it?
retweeting @andrewjcohen I don’t tweet about work stuff.